Saturday, August 16, 2008

I feel dirty

Yesterday I went to work out at the YMCA. After 1/2 hr. I went back to my locker, got my towel, and hit the shower. I came back to my locker, put on my boxers, and noticed that my shoes looked strange. Then I realized they weren't my shoes, and the boxers I had on were not mine. I had on another man's dirty underwear. I shucked them off in 0.8 seconds and threw them in the locker, and quickly looked around to see if anyone noticed.

No one did, but I still felt violated. Should I have written the guy a note, like you do when you hit some one's car? What's the proper etiquette when you have worn a strangers underwear? Can I ever live a normal life now?

4 comments:

Matt Churnock said...

in the words of the Ladies Man, Leon Phelps: Um, that is disgusting.

did you steal anything out of his locker?

I am glad we don't work out at the same gym...

Anonymous said...

That is freakin disgusting Jed. I'm sorry I just read that.

Churnock - can't remember if I thanked you for your help with bibliography for my student who wanted to write a new urbanism paper.

It was helpful. Thanks.

Brian McLain said...

Ah Ha!! Now I know where that itch came from.

Xen Scott said...

This weekend I Trinity helped a woman who had a house that hadn't been cleaned in ages. There was 3-4" of rat and mice dung in her kitchen cabinets. Spiderwebs COVERED her walls. We found a pot of vomit by her back steps.

I still think the underwear incident was grosser.