Saturday, March 6, 2010

You Have to Love a Good Atheist

Pet Care by the unraptured.

My favorite quote:

He needs to assure the Rapture crowd that his pet rescuers are wicked enough to be left behind, but good enough to take proper care of the abandoned pets. To resolve that paradox he vets the atheists on two grounds: They must sign an affidavit to affirm their disbelief in God, but they must also clear a criminal background check.

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