Yesterday I was coming in to work on 280 and got behind a red Toyota Avalon whose back end was covered in bumper stickers.
The largest was an orange Tennessee Vols T and "Vols fan" sticker. Right beside that was a "Follow me to Hooters" sticker.Next to that was an "Irish and proud" sticker.
Above the Irish was a sticker that said, "A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move the bodies".
Then there was a sticker that had a standard silhouette of a woman in a dress like you see on a restroom door--it was entitled "Your girlfriend". Right next to it was one of those nude curvaceous silhouettes like you would see on 18 wheeler mud flaps that said "My girlfriend."
Right above that was "I brake suddenly for tailgaters" and "keep honking while I reload."
Then there was another nude female silhouette, but instead of being black, it was the Confederate Battle Flag.
Then right in the middle was a "Got Jesus?"
Oh, yes.
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Bumper sticker spotting is a favorite past-time of mine. One of my personal favorites (much more subtle than the example you mention) had only three: Breast cancer survivor. Support our troops. I love my jack russell terrier.
I call them mindless acts of personal expression.
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