Friday, January 16, 2009

Looking for a Few Good Men


FPC is starting a "Men's Intimacy Group".

Topics include:

1. Male touching--being physical doesn't have to be sexual.

2. Male Emotional Closeness--your marriage will be better off.

3. Intellectual Edification--facilitate male cognitive bonding by learning to think like Thomas Sowell.

4. Spiritual Bonding--Men who pray together, stay together.

5. Total Male Intimacy--put it all together; physical, emotional, intellectual, and spiritual intimacy between you and "the men in your life". This will revolutionize your existence.

Space is limited. Sign up now, and bring a friend--we want to be sure to have an even number!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Hear ye! Hear ye! This month's meeting of the "pecker checkers" is now in session!

Matt Churnock said...

you guys need help.

Anonymous said...

This is mean-spirited.