Wednesday, March 12, 2008

WILD EYED CRAZY LARRY PT. 34

Our fearless mayor has decided, in some sort of divine intervention, that all B-ham children in 1st to8th grade needs a laptop computer. But Larry, those kids can't even read, how do you expect them to intergrate a computer into the class room?

Easy, you don't.

Take a bottle, take it down, pass it around.

8 comments:

Xen Scott said...

What I can't stand is people act like computers are going to change everything for these kids. Nobody is asking who is going to be the pornography service provider and how we are going to pay for it.

Matt Churnock said...

Come on Jed, that was so last month...

the churches will provide the porn.

Anonymous said...

$3mil for 15,000 computer: $200/computer.

By the way, here is Langford's 'laptop':

http://gizmodo.com/358927/olpc-shipments-may-not-be-as-screwed-up-as-previously-thought

I think I've seen the same thing in the toy aisle at Wal-mart!

Anonymous said...

BTW, the kidos will just ask their Nigerian buddies on MySpace where to get the porn!

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/booby-trap/olpcs-used-to-download-porn-by-nigerian-school-kids-280715.php

Matt Churnock said...

yeah, the computer use some stripped down proprietary software that is basically like MS notepad and paint. So much for using these to keep current on technology.

So, you still want him as the mayor of St. Lue? You had better hurry before he is put away for a long time.

Matt Churnock said...

http://www.960werc.com/pages/langford8Ball.html

Anonymous said...

Not Mayor! School Superintendent!

Matt Churnock said...

I'll pack him a bag!